Tag Archives: money

A Sharp and Pointed Loss

I have wanted one thing for the longest time, and that is to be wealthy enough to not have to get out of bed if ever so choose.

So I Became an iOS Engineer

After reading that software engineers were making bucketloads of money, and many were self-taught, I decided to try and become an iOS Engineer.

Tapping Twilio

I should have got into stocks much earlier, but better late than never. I bought the Twilio IPO, and here’s how it went.

My Super Duper Lottery Plan!

With the current lottery jackpot at $1.4 billion, I’ve spent the last week imagining what I would do with $868 million (the lump sum cash payout) if I won the Powerball. Here’s my super duper lottery plan!

Notes on a Quarter Century

If my seventeen year old self could see me now, she’d be very surprised. This isn’t how I imagined being twenty-five would be at all. I really believed that by twenty-five I would be a full-fledged adult with my life thoroughly together, probably even married, and with a baby on the way.

Somehow that hasn’t happened yet, and in a few hours, I will be six years into my twenties without a fucking clue what I am doing or where I am going with my life.


The last two weeks have been rough, and I’ve done a lot of thinking. First of all, thank you to everyone who said something..

I Can Haz Employment?

Woohoo!!! N wetago olu!!!!!!!!! Ekene dili Chukwu! I got a new job!!!! After graduating in May and four months of unemployment and serious nail..


Someone stole my credit card information and went on a shopping spree and drained my entire account plus overdrew it well into the hundreds.