One Hundred Truths About Me

I decided to do this meme since everyone was doing it. I stole it from Taynement. ^_^

LASTS

1. Last drink:

Water

2. Last phone call:

My Mom

3. Last text message:

A gallery owner I met at Silverbird

4. Last song you listened to:

Eej in the Dream by Uudam Wudam

5. Last time you cried:

Today … angry, frustrated, depressed, and just plain tired

 SIX HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice:

No

7. Been cheated on:

Yes

8. Kissed someone:

Yes

9. Lost someone special:

Yes… a friend and my great uncle

10. Been depressed:

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

11. Been drunk and threw up:

No

 LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLOURS:

12. Yellow
13. Orange
14. Black
15. Green

HAVE YOU:

16. Made new friends:

Yes, a few!

17. Fallen out of love:

Once

18. Laughed until you cried:

Yes

19. Met someone who changed you:

Bakura

20. Found out who your true friends were:

Yes, and I’m glad for it.

21. Found out someone was talking about you:

Yep, but I really don’t give a shit.

22. Kissed anyone on your friends list:

Yes.

23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:

A LOT!

25. Do you have any pets:

Not right now. But I’ve had lots of dogs and one kitten.

26. Do you want to change your name:

I used to. I used to hate my name. Now it’s just a slight annoyance.

27. What did you do for your last birthday:

Went to dinner with some boring people.

28. What time did you wake up today:

Officially 7am.

29. What were you doing at midnight last night:

Running away from the projections in my dream

30. Name something you CANNOT wait for:

To be thin and healthy.

31. Last time you saw your father:

I was eight. It was after church and I spoke to him for a few minutes. He had no idea it was me.

32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:

I wish I were a lesbian so I’d never have had anything to do with boys or men.

33. What are you listening to right now:

The noise of the fan.

34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:

Yes. My boss at my on-campus job at school.

35. What’s getting on your nerves right now?:

My aunt.

36. Most visited webpage:

Tumblr.

37. Current city:

Abuja

38. Nicknames:

Sugabelly. (Seriously)

39. Relationship Status:

Forever Alone.

40. Zodiac Sign:

Aries

41. Male or female or transgendered:

Cis-gendered female, although some times I wish I were male for power reasons.

42. Primary School:

Fountain

43. Middle School:

This meme was obviously not written by a Nigerian

44. High school:

Loyola Jesuit College (ugh, this place)

45. Hair color:

Black

47. Height:

5 feet 11 inches (6 feet now I’m fat – The fat on the top of my head is adding an extra inch to my height)

48. Do you have a crush on someone:

I did… and look what happened.

49: What do you like about yourself:

Nothing….well, besides being able to draw.

50. Piercings: Ears and Nose
51. Tattoos:

None. I’m too dark for them not to look like scars or bruises.

52. Righty or Lefty:

Right handed, but I can write and draw with my left hand if necessary.

FIRSTS:

53. First Surgery:

Age two. Something in my throat was blocking my airway.

54. First Piercing:

Ears, no idea how old I was. Must have been a baby.

55. First Best Friend:

Gerry Matthews (He’s hot now)

56. First Sport you Joined:

Gymnastics (I was obsessed with Fue Mingxia) and trained at a leading Coventry centre when I was a kid.

57. First Pet:

A german shepherd named Storm

58. First Vacation:

Inside Nigeria – To the East, all Igbo people know this. Outside Nigeria – the USA. (No surprises there)

59. First Concert:

Star Mega Jam (Plantashun Boyz, Dede, Femi Kuti, X Appeal) – My Mom organised it. Those were the days.

60. First Crush:

Gerry Matthews (he was also my first kiss – we were five, so it probably doesn’t count)

RIGHT NOW:

61. Eating:

Nothing. Hunger is my friend.

62. Drinking:

Water.

63. Already missing:

My friends

64. I’m about to:

Start drawing another chapter for Wazobia

65. Listening to:

Battlefied by Jordin Sparks

66. Thinking about:

Buying a house.

67. Waiting for:

My life to begin

YOUR FUTURE:

68. Want kids:

Not really. One max.

69. Want to get married:

Don’t think it would ever get to that stage much less work out.

70. Careers in mind:

Animator – I’ve got lots of stories to tell.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

71. Lips or eyes:

Lips. I like big, soft, pillowy lips on men.

72. Hugs or kisses:

Hugs beat kisses any day.

73. Shorter or taller:

Taller.

74. Older or Younger:

I don’t mind either but I’ve never dated younger.

75. Romantic or spontaneous:

Spontaneous. I don’t think I could handle romantic.

76. Nice stomach or nice arms:

Nice stomach.

77. Sensitive or loud:

Sensitive. Because I’m loud.

78. Hook-up or relationship:

Relationship. I’m never hooking up again. Ever.

79. Trouble maker or hesitant:

Trouble maker. If you want me, don’t sit there and not let me know.

HAVE YOU EVER:

81. Drank hard liquor:

Yes, I was forced by Sulihp and her friend to drink Tequila shots with salt.

82. Lost glasses/contacts:

Too many times. So annoying.

83. Kissed on 1st date:

Lots of times.

84: Broken someone’s heart:

Once. Not on purpose and it’s still one of my biggest regrets.

85. Had your own heart broken:

On many painful occasions.

86. Been arrested:

Nope

87. Turned someone down:

Yes!

88. Cried when someone died:

When the crash happened I cried for a week straight. I’d be walking somewhere and just burst into tears. It was horrible.

89. Liked a friend that is of the same sex:

Yes!! And we hooked up! ^_^

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself:

Once upon a time I did. Now, not so sure anymore.

91. Miracles:

Not really.

92. Love at first sight:

No. I’ve never loved anyone at first sight. Well, at least not anyone human. It totally exists with puppies though.

93. Heaven:

Not sure. Because I know people who have died I hope it exists and that they’re okay, but left to me, I’d rather it didn’t exist and that we just get reincarnated. It might sound all nice and stuff, but who wants to spend eternity with the same fucked up people that made your life on Earth hell?

94. Santa Claus:

Yes. He lives in Russia.

95. Kissing on the first date:

Yes. I don’t see why this is a big bad thing.

96. Angels:

Hell no. Even an anorexic angel would need a wingspan of maybe thirty feet to be able to fly.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?:

Yes, and we will probably never be with each other again.

98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?:

Technically no.

99. Wish you could change things in your past?:

I wish I could take a big ass Rotring eraser to my whole fucking past.

100. Are you posting this as 100 Truths?:

Yep



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  1. sulihp

    Excuse me! You weren’t forced. We invited you to join us and it was fun *pouts* There are a lot of us out here who believe in you. Love you sugaB

  2. Sommie

    Interesting post sugabelly. Smiled for most part of it. Used to think you were a feminist but #41 says you aint. You Are Not Alone About #99; Don’t know why you use ‘depressed’ all the time, (I think) you aint either. & wow, you’re tall 🙂

  3. sugabelly

    OMG!! Do you remember Mrs Olaitan’s fair son that used sing as he walked and taught piano. I was a kid but my gaydar sooooooo activated for him!!! Hahaha Mrs Delano! OMG I can’t believe we went to the same school! We were probably there at the same time too!! Which classes were you in? I was in P4 Aforka, P5 Ojo, and P6 Dappah!!! Mr. Dappah was such a WICKED teacher! OMG! Hahahaha

  4. Prism of an immigrant

    Omgosssssshhhhh sugabelllyyyyyy. I had the same teachers. I was in p4 aforka. I had mr dappah in pry 5. Gosh he can flogggggg. When i found out i was in his class i think i instantly shed a tear or two. He was nice to me, but mostly because i aced everything (yeah, i’m bragging). I had mr ojo for extension classes. I did half a term of pri 6 before i went off to sec school. Do u remember mr kwaoh, im dnt think i spelt his name right. But he was another Wicked Ghanaian teacher who could flog. Do u remember any other teachers u had? i had ms Disu in pri 3 and ms jack in pry 2. That’s as far bck as i cn recall.

    And yes, ms olaitan’s son was SO gay. His mannerisms, his voice, everything. He could def sing though. I think he was a “returnee” from london or america. I dnt remember any more. Do you remember ms. Ikeronwu? I think her position was supervisor.

    Omg. It’s such a surprise to knw we both went to the same school. I saw fountain and i was like hmmm. Could it really be “The Fountain School” that i went to and not some other fountain–not that i know of any other fountain. They built a sec school after we graduated. I was pissed man. If only they had built it when i was there, they could have saved me from alll the heart ache that came with the federal govt sec school my parents decided to send me to.

    • sugabelly

      Oh em gee! I remember all those people!! I also had Mrs Disu. In Primary 3 I had a teacher who died but I don’t remember her name. I remember Mrs. Ikelionwu. OMG, do you remember that fat wicked computer teacher???? What was that woman’s name??? I remember Ms Jack too!!

      Hey, do you remember the substitute art teacher Mr. Smith? Wow, I didn’t know they built a secondary school. No idea.I got sent to a federal govt school too for one year and then I went to Loyola.

      Wait o Prism, I hope you weren’t one of the girls that used to bully me in Fountain and call me Lollipop… O_o

    • Moi

      Small world. Mrs Olaitan has since passed on and Mrs Delano is now the principal of the secondary school – Fountain heights.

      Lol at your gaydars. Mrs Olaitan’s son is now married to one of the prettiest women ever with three kids.

  5. Prism of an immigrant

    Hahahhahah yes that computer teacher was WICKED!!! Lol 😀 I hated her. I think her name was ms adesua. She was not friendly or approachable. I nt sure i remember the art teacher, even though i should since art was my fav subject. The name rings a bell though. Did u ever participate in any of the art competitions? In pry2, i won 3rd place at an art comp that was organized by Shell and the lekki conservation center. My parents were so proud of me. Do u remember the french teacher? He had white hair. I hated when we had to watch one blck and white cartoonish film for french class. And then there was music. I actually loved music class. I used to play the recorder.

    Girl, why would you think that i was among yr bullies. I never bullied anyone. Okay, I take that back. I bullied someone just once when i was in pry 2. But that was it.

    • AMARA DIMUDE

      Stumbled on your fountain school comments…was searching for recent pictures of Mrs Delano…I was probably in the same set as you guys P3- Mrs Echegwisi, P4 Mr Ukpe, P5 Mr Doe. Then went to secondary school (Loyola). Mr Smith was a known pervert sha.

  6. Ada

    I almost went to Loyola for high school, ended up at Regina Pacis instead…and I so prefer hugs to kisses too! P.S. You’re a VERY TALENTED ARTIST

  7. Ginger

    Awww Primary school reunion thingz. lol. Enjoying your exchange with Prism. I think I can still remember some names from my primary school

    Never knew you were so tall. fist bump girl. I like tall girls. and you’ve got enough weight not to sway in the wind Im sure. Cool!! Im just 5.75″ but I actually feel like a reed when I walk in heels. I cant imagine if i were taller.
    Thanks for sharing 🙂

  8. The Truth Hurts

    Sugabelly on 27th November 2015: “I can’t have music playing while driving around in a car either. Or just sitting around at home. I can’t have music playing period. ”

    Well that’s a big fat lie now isn’t it if this blog post is anything to go by…

    Liar, Liar, Sugabelly on Fire.

    • Azazelle

      This was uncalled for. Do you stalk her just to look for discrepancies in her stories? You need a hobby- try adopting a blind dog or reading to a plant. Anything is better than taking the time to read the blog of someone you clearly don’t like.

  9. Kunle

    Interesting read, bet you are someone I will like to sit-down with and just yarn away exchanging stories about the old bad good days


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