I Woke Up for the World Cup
I don’t even like soccer
But this morning I woke up
And painted little flags on my cheeks and forehead
To support Nigeria
Only to walk in and find out that Argentina had scored us 1-0
HL watched the match with us…..
…and even plied us with delicious Japanese treats
which I am now addicted to by the way
But it wasn’t enough to heal the anguish of the other Nigerians
no, not even Japanese rusks..
..could help Osaigbokan’s pain
People of Teh Interwebz…
I am defecting to Ghana