Death Might Be Annoying… But Not Much Else

Everyone always imagines death attended by panic.
The realisation that you’re going to die, the horror, the fear, the sheer panic.
All I could feel while dying, was annoyed.


An old friendship is not what it used to be…

September Shuffle

September Shuffle

It’s a big, scary world out there, and sometimes I want to run home with my tail tucked between my legs, back to the comfort of being a Nigerian young adult housed, fed, and supported entirely by long-suffering older family members


Disordered Eating in the Land of Denial

Having an eating disorder in Nigeria is really to struggle in silence. Bulimia is after all, not a disease of the stomach, but of the mind, and Nigerians are none too kind to people with mental disorders.


The Seven Reasons I Had Sex

So many people get all bent out of shape about the number of people we have sex with, but does anyone care about the why?

Sample of a Traditional Portrait from Nigerian illustrator Sugabelly

Portrait Sale

I’m having a portrait sale!!!
Traditional(pencil and ink), and Illustrated (ink only) black and white portraits are $80/₦13,000 flat, shipping included.
If you’ve always wanted to indulge your vanity and get a portrait of yourself, now is a great time.



I miss Abuja but it doesn’t seem like I’ll be able to go back, at least not until the end of the year at any rate. Until then, I have to find a way to make DC my home. If you know anyone who’s hiring, I’m available. Seriously.